I meant to post this earlier last week but got a little caught up in other things. The Starcraft 2 expansion, Heart of the Swarm, was released on Tuesday and so I present: Zerg creep.
That is meant to be a creep tumor on my ring finger. My dotting tool tried to run away on me, so it's got one huge spike.
For those not following the conversation, here's a translation: geek geek nerd geek nail polish geek.